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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood In 5 1/2 Minutes

  • In September 2019, TFS abridges JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood in 5 and a half minutes, and it is GLORIOUS. And yes, Antfish reprises his role as Dio.
    • The prologue is non-stop comedy, mostly owing to Kaiser's performance as George Joestar.

      George Joestar: I'm George Joestar! Check out my sweet-ass carriage and horses! [Carriage runs into a rock and explodes] Goddammit, horses, you fucked it up! [A horse is briefly shown laying in its own blood and weakly whinnying] Dumb fucking horses!
      Dario Brando: Hobby! I'm Dario Brando, and this is my son Dio Brando, and we're looting your corpse!
      George Joestar: Tough luck, fucko! I'm still alive!
      Dario Brando: Then raise my son!
      George Joestar: Over your dead body! [Cut to a gravestone reading "Here lies Dario Brando. Last words: 'What are you going to do? Poison me?'"]

    • When Jonathan is introduced, he is explicitly stated to be 12 years old, despite being inexplicably ripped.
    • The video makes a running gag out of Dio Brando doing horrible things to Jonathan's dog, from literally kicking it to shooting it to throwing it into an incinerator to kicking it into a woodchipper. And eventually frying the poor thing with eye lasers after freezing it — and it keeps showing up alive and well every time.
    • Erina's introduction:

      Erina: Jonathan! My loins are aquiver for your 12-year-old gentlemanly spotted dick.
      Jonathan: But we're not married! So it's an HJ or anal.
      Dio: [Knocks out Jonathan with the Smash Ultimate KO effect and steals Erina's first kiss] She's now pregnant with my, DIO'S child!
      Erina: Joke's on you! I'm on the pill! [she holds out a bag of Reese's Pieces.]
      Dio: CURSES!

    • The Asian poison-seller is literally just Vegeta with a thin moustache.
    • Speedwagon's entire scene.

      Jonathan: Father! This racist Chinese caricature— [cut to Vegeta with a thin moustache] —has been giving Dio POISON! To POISON you!
      Speedwagon: An' Oi 'elped catch 'im.
      George: Who the fuck is this guy?
      Speedwagon: R. E. O—
      Jonathan: SHUT UP. THEY WILL SUE US TO DEATH.
      Speedwagon: Even Speedwagon infringes a copyright!

    • When asked if he's gonna die, Jonathan reassures his father that he will live.

      Dio: (o-s) Hold that thought.
      Dio throws a sword at George, fatally stabbing him.
      Jonathan: NO FATHER!
      George: Your mother should had that abortion...
      Jonathan: Dio is adopted?
      George: Yep! [cut to George's tombstone]

    • When Jonathan confronts Vampire!Dio:

      Jonathan: Dio! How many souls have you consumed?
      Dio: How many breads have you eaten in your life?
      Jonathan: I- hold on, what?
      Dio: Oh, how embarrassing. Y'know, I was going to say "How much bread," but then I thought, "How many slices of bread?" and then I just... "How many breads?" Kinda funny, right?
      Jonathan: Oh yeah, no, don't worry about it. I do that all the time.
      Dio: Let me try- Let me try agai- Take two, okay. [clears throat] How many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?
      Jonathan: Well, I don't... really eat bread.
      Dio: I'm sorry?
      Jonathan: Look at me. I've been a wall of meat since I was 12. You think I eat BREAD? I'm in a permanent state of ketosis, and I'm probably going to die before I turn 30.
      Dio: You said it, not me!

    • While Jonathan talks about his troubles with Capri Sun pouches, William Zeppeli demonstrates his Hamon punch on a tiny Froppy, resulting in her face shifting to a moan-worthy face while pink particles surround her, before he splits the rock she was standing on... As well as the Earth.

      Jonathan: ...Why was that frog so hot?

The Dragon Prince Season 1 in 5 Minutes

  • Rayla's Scottish accent is explained by Runaan as her watching Brave again.

    Rayla: "Ah jist want tae change mah fate!"

  • The Running Gag of the dialogue of each scene folding in to the next scene.

    Soren: It'll be so hard not to murder you later.
    Callum: What's that?
    Rayla: (offscreen) I said I can't murder them! (cut to next scene)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency In 11 Minutes

  • The Jojo Part 2 video is twice as long as the first. This is gonna be good.
    • The numerous ways the various musical references are played off.
    • Stroheim insisting repeatedly that he isn't a Nazi despite evidence to the contrary.

      Speedwagon: So, you're a Nazi?
      Stroheim: Ach! Just because I'm a major in ze German military in the late 1930s, you can't just go around and accuse everyone you don't like of being a Nazi you know! And after we just saved you from certain death.
      Speedwagon: To use me for your Nazi research.

    • Speedwagon being introduced to Santana.

      Stroheim: Speaking of, I'd like you to meet Santana. We found him in a cave.
      Speedwagon: You've unleashed a great evil!
      Santana: Yes, the power of the Pillar Men!
      Speedwagon: No, trademark lawyers! They hear your name, they're gonna eat us alive!
      Santana: On that note... (Proceeds to eat just about every Nazi soldier)
      Stroheim: Oh no, he's eating my men alive! This is ze white genocide!

    • Whamuu treating his beatdown of Joseph and Ceasar (as well as implanting the rings to Joseph) like punishing naughty children.
    • When the location card for Venice appears, so does Ghiaccio's angry head. note Long story short, Ghiaccio hates that "Venice" is more commonly used internally than "Venezia".
    • When Lisa Lisa shows up, Joseph makes numerous sex jokes unknowingly alluding to the fact that she's actually his mother. When he goes to peep on her, he comments that "I feel like I've seen those jubblies before."
    • The Red Stone of Aja, also known as the "Super Aja" (which sounds like "Super Asia") is literally just the head of Master Asia.
    • Kars's TED talk about environmentalism, which involves reducing auto emissions by 30%, implementing a carbon tax on major fuel companies, investing in solar energy and exterminating 95% of the human race in the next 5 years.
    • Smokey Brown nearly letting slip that he knows Lisa Lisa is Joseph's mom.
    • Joseph randomly turning into Dagget when Smokey Brown and him exchange weird noises at eachother.
    • Stroheim bombastic entrance from saving the team from the vampire horde.

      Joseph: "Goddamn it, just... Caesar died, but the NAZI lived?!"

    • Kars' transformation into the Ultimate Life Form turns him into Shadow the Hedgehog.
      • He then farts out a killer squirrel that mauls Stroheim. And absolutely no one helps him while Stroheim is crying out in pain as it rips him apart from the inside out.

        Smokey Brown: (grinning) I was gonna sit this one out. But I'm glad I didn't.

    • Joseph's one time that he predicts someone's next line is literally predicting Kars getting pissy about him making the volcano erupt, calling him a "limey fuck".
    • Joseph crashing his own funeral.

      Speedwagon: So wait, not only is you not dead, you're married?!

      Joseph: I know, right? Can you imagine a bigger surprise?

      Lisa Lisa: I'm your mother.

      Joseph immediately throws up

    • The final shot is of Kars, in a casual shirt, giving a TED talk while holding a sketchy picture of Shadow the Hedgehog with a gun.

Demon Slayer in 6 Minutes

  • All the jokes about Tanjiro's incredible sense of smell.
    • He opens by saying how nobody in 1920's Japan uses deodorant.
    • Urokodaki refers to him as Biggie Smells.
    • Tanjiro kills Teoni by "smelling his weak point", which he replies with this:
  • Tanjiro meeting Zenitsu and Inosuke for the first time after his run-in with Kyogai:

    Tanjiro: I need a break...

    (Cue Inosuke and Zenitsu screaming)

    Tanjiro: God. Damnit.

    Tanjiro: Wow, the audience must hate you!

    Zenitsu: Actually, they say I'm relatable.

    Inosuke: I'M INOSUKE! I LOVE TO KILL DEMONS AND I HAVEN'T WASHED THIS BOAR HEAD IN THREE MONTHS!

    Tanjiro: I could smell.

    Inosuke: (deep, manly voice) But I'm also very pretty.

    Inosuke: (gremlin voice) WITH PLEASURE!

  • Just as the scene covering the Natagumo Mountain Arc begins, Kurapika shows up after overhearing Tanjiro's comment about killing spiders. Tanjiro clarifies that they're killing demon spiders, and Kurapika asks them to be more specific next time before walking away. After which, we get this exchange from Zenitsu and Inosuke.

    Zenitsu: I wanna bang that chick.

    Zenitsu: Not from the back.

  • The party being introduced to the Hashira.

    Tengen: I love drama!

    Kyojuro: I talk about very violent things with a happy smile!

    Giyu: ...and they're a bunch of assholes.

    Tanjiro: What do you mean?

    Sanemi: Stabbing your dumb sister! (He proceeds to stab the box Nezuko's in)

    Tanjiro: Oh my god!

    Kyojuro: Oh yeah! Stab that little boy's sister!

    Tanjiro: You guys ARE assholes!

    Kagaya: Maybe don't stab her.

    Sanemi: Oh what?

    Kyojuro: Bullshit!

    Tanjiro: How are these people working for this organization?

    Sanemi: (He's sliced his arm open in front of Nezuko) See? She wants the B! Don't ya, you little blood slut? (Nezuko refuses) Fuck you, bitch!

    Kagaya: That means she's cool and you all suck.

  • The scene with Tanjiro meeting up with Zenitsu and Inouske in the infirmary.

    Zenitsu: (Meatwad voice) I got bit by a spider and now I got baby limbs.

    Inosuke: (deep gravely voice) And I have lost the ability to scream. I no longer have a purpose.

    Inosuke: Fuck youuuuuuuu...

  • The Stinger has two of the Spider Family cornering Zenitsu who can only scream at them.

    Elder Brother: Holy shit, look at this kid. He's got Doritos all over his robes. Yo kid, you Nacho Cheese or are you Cool Ranch? (Zenitsu just screams louder) Oh man, he won't stop screaming.

    Sean: (The baby-headed spider) You think it has something to do with me or...?

    Elder Brother: Yeah of course it has something to do with you, Sean. Look at you and your fucking Toy Story reject looking ass.

    Sean: Man shut the fuck up. You look like something Tim Burton shit out on a bad day.

    Elder Brother: Talk to me like that again, I will come down there and stab you with my spider dick, okay? This thing's like a hypodermic needle full of spite and spider jizz. I will fuck you up, okay? I will fuck you up. (It's suddenly quiet) Wait did he stop screaming? (Trance Zenitsu is unleashed) Holy Sh-! (He's immediately destroyed by Zenitsu)

My Hero Academia Season 1 in 5 Minutes

  • Midoriya crying while watching the video of All Might saving people after being told he was Quirkless? Depressing and a Tear Jerker. Here however?

    Midoriya: (narrating) So, like any other socially rejected child... (Cut to the video, but with a crying Midoriya up in the corner like a reaction video) I made reaction videos on Youtube.

  • Bakugou ends up getting... Rather escalated in abridged style Flanderization.

    Bakugou: (while holding up a 'All Might x male reader' fanfic) Fucking kill yourself!

    Student 1:: Dude, whoa, way too far!

    Student 2: Yeah Bakugou, I just told you about my uncle like, this morning! What the fuck man?

  • How All Might is introduced:

    All Might: Hi there! I'm the manga author's shameless love for American super hero comics! (transforms) And I'm slowly dying and struggling to maintain relevance.

    All Might: (with blood leaking from his mouth) Bruh.

  • All Might has a different response to Midoriya's question:

    Midoriya: All Might, is there any way I can become a superhero, even though I don't have a Quirk?

    All Might: Yes.

    Midoriya: Wait, really?

    All Might: Yeah duh, haven't you ever heard of Batman or Iron Man?

    Midoriya: But I'm poor!

    All Might: (suddenly buff again) Then eat my hair! (Midoriya immediately eats it) ... I didn't say why.

    Midoriya: I'm a big fan.

  • Midoriya's first meeting with Uraraka.

    Uraraka: Hey there.

    Uraraka: (thinking, with blood on her face) Shit, he's a YouTuber.

  • The scene introducing every other member of Class 1-A, with each of them managing to sum up their character, power, and/or reason for being in a single sentence.

    Mashirao Ojiro: I've got a...tail?

    Koji Koda: I can talk to animals and scare small children.

    Mezo Shoji: I can make extra limbs and scare small children.

    Katsuki Bakugo: I still think you should kill yourself!

    Minoru Mineta: (Background music is cut off by a fart sound effect as he shows up on-screen)

  • How do the League of Villains get involved? Shigaraki sees an ad in the paper asking for starter villains for amateur heroes.

    Shigaraki: (to Kurogiri) Chuck, start the Corolla.

    • During that scene, a Freeze-Frame Bonus of the side column shows some... heavy Tempting Fate.

    "I love having two working legs! -Tensei Iida"

  • The video makes an effort to rather quickly explain Bakugou's Freudian Excuse for his philosophy... The dialogue after though?

    Midoriya: Holy... Uh, wow, I... Do you want to... talk about it-

    Bakugou: STOP BEING A CUCK! (proceeds to immediately nuke Midoriya, causing him to screech in girlish fear)

  • When everyone's deciding on the Class Reps:

    Jiro: I don't have much faith in electorialism.

    Bakugou: Vote for me and I'll put Deku in a cage!

    Mineta: My Twitter bio says radical- (gets his head blown up by Asui's tongue)

    Tokoyami: chicken squawking as he holds a sign reading "Birdie or Bust"

    Midoriya: These political jokes make me uncomfortable. Can't we just vote for Iida? He's got glasses.

    Iida: (finger guns) I do have glasses.

    Jiro: We should have a female rep too.

    Mineta: NOOOOOOOO-

    Yaoyorozu: I'm smart and rich, which means I'm perfect for the job.

    Kaminari: I'm with her!

    Jiro: I hate all of you.

  • The villains' attack on Class 1-A is rather subdued thanks to Aizawa having hired them. His confidence in things however...

    Aizawa: Oh good, you're right on time. So just to be clear, you guys aren't too intimidating, right?

    Shigaraki: Oh no, not yet. Right now we're basically a hyper-violent Team Rocket. Give us a season or two.

    Aizawa: Cool, cool. Alright kids. You threw some baseballs and beat each other up. You got this-

    (Cut to him immediately getting his face slammed into the pavement repeatedly by Nomu)

  • All Might's iconic battle with the Nomu is... rather abridged quite quickly.

    Shigaraki: That monster was scientifically designed to absorb your punches! What will you do now, hero?!

    All Might: Punch him harder. (Proceeds to immediately clock Nomu, sending it flying while screaming girlishly all the way)

  • When Shigaraki says All Might's Catchphrase is lame before leaving:

    All Might: ... It's not lame. Kids, it's not lame, right?

    Midoriya: I don't think it's lame!

Beastars (S1) in 8 Minutes

  • The Running Gag of Legoshi running away and screaming at the top of his lungs whenever someone like Louis or Haru talks to him about sex. No, scratch that, the entire video compresses Beastars into a pure Cringe Comedy harem anime with Legoshi at the center of it all. Louis even mentions that "Senpai has... noticed you."

    Louis: Do you know what a "power bottom" is?

    Haru: Hey Legoshi, do you know what a "service top" is? ''(after Legoshi runs away screaming) ... It's wolf season, bitch.

    • The one time it doesn't happen is when Juno meets him and tries a pickup line. A very bad pickup line.

      Juno: You can call me "trash can"!

      Legoshi: Wh-why?

      Juno: 'Cause I want your litter in me.

  • Similar to the Kurapika joke from Demon Slayer Season 1 in 6 Minutes, Giorno shows up out of nowhere after Louis announces that he's going to "become the next Beastar" and we get this gem:

    Giorno: Scusi?

    Louis: Beastar, not gangstar.

    Giorno: Oh, mi dispiaci. (leaves)

    Louis: "Gang-star" sounds stupid.

    • Even better, Giorno's little cameo is voiced by Sean Chiplock, the official voice of Guido Mista in the Golden Wind dub.
  • After a rather insightful spiel from Legoshi, a conversation starter from Bill ends up speeding up the plot of the Drama Club Arc. Like, instantly.

    Bill: Yeah, uh, I stopped paying attention. Who wants some rabbits' blood?

    (Legoshi immediately starts pummeling Bill, who in turn starts screaming like crazy)

  • A talk between Legoshi and Jack ends up taking a... rather dark turn manga readers will be painfully aware of... And a playful reference to Shrek as well.

    Legoshi: Wow Jack... I wish I could be as positive as you are.

  • This exchange between Legoshi and Gouin during his rehabilitation:

    Gouin: (hands Legoshi an erotic magazine) All right, kid, just take this, rub two out, and call me in the morning.

    Legoshi: Ah!

    Legoshi: Please stop handing me porn.

  • Haru delivering some absolutely scathing retorts to Mizuchi's attempts to call her out on her tendency to sleep around.

    Mizuchi: 'Ey! Stop fucking our boyfriends!

    Haru: Stop dating losers.

    Haru: I know you hear me with those big-ass ears. Stop making your shitty boyfriends my problem!

    Mizuchi: Don't you have any shame?

    Haru: Don't you have any standards?

    Mizuchi: Says the rabbit with a pussy like a public zoo!

    Haru: Says the bitch who's gonna use that black fur to hide the black eye her shitty boyfriend gives her!!

  • And after the girls run off screaming (because Legoshi showed up behind Haru):

    Haru: Actually, yeah, that probably crossed the line a little (sees Legoshi behind her) HOLY! (Beat) Huh, you're like a Stand.

    Haru: Huh?

    Legoshi: My Stand name. Or is that too on-the-nose?

    Haru: (Beat) Are you a virgin?

    Legoshi: (panics and runs away screaming)

  • After hearing that Juno had hit on Legoshi, Louis barges in to set her straight.

    Louis: (Sliding into the room) Listen here, homeroom-wrecker, you better back off Legoshi.

    Juno: (Scoffs) You're not even his girlfriend!

    Louis: You're right - I'm fucking his girlfriend.

    Juno: Yeah? (Tackles Louis) Then how about I fuck his boyfriend?

    Louis: (Inexplicably standing by the door) I need to go.

    Juno: Pussy!

  • After a Legoshi tenderly admits his feelings towards Haru, she says something that could be sweet... but then ruins it.

    Haru: Will you be my wolf in sheep's...skin condom?

    Legoshi: (screams)

    Haru: Can you not?

    Legoshi: (suddenly calm) Yes. * It's implied that he misheard "not" as "knot", considering all the sex jokes in the video.

  • There's another running gag in the form of one character making a reference to a classic novel, the other being confused about it, the first one having to explain it to them, with the other responding with something along the lines of "If you're going to use a reference as a metaphor, you need to make it more obvious, otherwise you just spend all your time explaining it."
    • This happens on three separate occasions, once between Legoshi and Louis during the festival after the former finds out Haru has been sleeping with the latter, the second time between Haru and the lion boss after her kidnapping, and lastly between Louis and the lion boss during The Stinger, while he's holding him at gunpoint. The novels being referenced are Alice in Wonderland Reference "You Lewis Carroll'd my girlfriend!? Alice in Wonderland, Down the rabbit hole!" and The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Reference "Call me Jadis, motherfucker." Jadi being the one who killed Aslan respectively.
    • A very subtle one but Haru gets an obscure reference in, it's just in the intro narration when nobody can call her out and before the gag has started.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (Part 1) In 6 Minutes

  • When Joseph notes stands are replacing Hamon, Jotaro asks what it is. Cue flashback to Ceasar's death and current Joseph's response.

    Joseph, choking back Manly Tears at the memory: Don't worry about it!

  • When Joseph is oddly insistent on leaving Japan quickly:

    Tomoko: Joseph? Joseph, is that you?

    Joseph: MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! (cue plane taking off)

  • After a disastrous plane ride, the group (instantly) ends up in a restaurant in Hong Kong, where we're introduced to Polnareff:

    Polnareff: Quoi?! But why?!

    Kakyoin: Because the other two parts took place in Europe, but now we're going through Asia, so...

    Polnareff: (Dropping the accent) Ah, no, I get it.

  • Immediately after, we're treated to Avdol and Polnareff's fight... if you even want to call it that.

    Polnareff: Now, which one of you wants to job me? (As he's talking, Silver Chariot materializes behind him and cuts off the top of his hair)

    Avdol: I'll do it.

    (Magician's Red halfheartedly lobs a fireball at Polnareff, who effortlessly leans out of the way)

  • Following that, Polnareff (now free of the octopus) asks if any of them have two right hands.

    Jotaro: Shit, we caused brain damage.

  • The Crusaders go to India and Polnareff has to deal with the pig in the toilet... only instead it's Porky Pig.

    Porky: Gimme your bi-bi-bi- uh, gimme your bi-bi-bi- uh... I wanna eat your shit!

    Polnareff: I can hold it.

    • He's still holding it when they get to Enya, and it's starting to get to him.

    Polnareff: It's literally been a week, I think I'm going to die.

    • Thankfully, he finally gets to go on the submarine... and then opens a window on the submarine.
  • Cameo offers to grant one wish for Polnareff...who wishes for Lil' Bush to be brought back.
  • While on the submarine, Joseph gets a call from his wife.

    Joseph: What up, Baby Mama? ... A voicemail? ... A paternity test? ... Ok, well I've never met this chick before in my life, I've never even been to Japan, Ok, this is ridiculous, I won't stand for this, I'm hanging up now! (slams the phone down) ... Not my fault Hamon destroys condoms.

    • Jotaro's seen glaring at him at the 'never been to Japan' part.
  • DIO suggests that he and Hol Horse have gay sex. He refuses, but shortly after DIO brings up his Chevy...

    Hol Horse: ... So, how gay we talkin'?

    (smashcut to Kaiserneko talking about sakura trees)

(Part 2) in 9 Minutes

  • Iggy can talk. Only Jotaro actually questions this fact.
  • Joseph tells everyone to split up and look for clues while a familiar tune plays in the background.

    Avdol: If you're Fred, that makes me Velma right?

    Jotaro: Polnareff is obviously Shaggy.

    Polnareff: Careful, Jojo, that makes you Daphne.

    Iggy: Anyone calls me Scooby and I'll leave a doo in your shoe.

  • Oingo and Boingo's names are blatantly censored.

    Joseph: Copyright is a strap-on toting bitch, Polnareff.

  • Jotaro and Polnareff discuss Anubis.

    Polnareff: The sword is the Stand.

    Jotaro: Then who's the Stand user?

    Polnareff: Whoever holds the sword.

    Jotaro: I thought Stands were the extension of our souls.

    Polnareff: Well, now the Stand is the extension of the sword's soul.

    Jotaro: That is some Soulcalibur announcer level bullshit and I am not here for it. (Anubis shows up on screen and barks) Also, is that supposed to actually be Anubis, or...?

    Polnareff: Man, Jotaro, I don't know, the manga was made for kids, just accept the premise...

  • Upon first meeting D'Arby.

    Polnareff: Oh, so he gets to have the terrible French accent.

    Joseph: That's Cajun.

    Polnareff: I said what I said.

  • And how Jotaro defeats him.

    D'Arby: Two pairs.

    D'Arby: Impossible- (is disintegrated)

    Jotaro: Ah shit, I should've asked him about DIO's mansion.

  • The battles against Hol Horse and Pet Shop are resolved simultaneously... in a manner both ridiculous and also fitting the norm of JoJo canon: Hol Horse pops up (without Boingo) and shoots the Crusaders, only for Star Platinum to flick it away... into Pet Shop flying overhead with Iggy, who lands crushing Hol Horse under The Fool.

    Jotaro: Heh, 'up-dog'. (Pet Shop lands before them in a splash of blood)

    • Even funnier, Hol Horse just shows up yelling "HOWDY!" and immediately opens fire, which is... Surprisingly practical for him. It still doesn't work.
  • After finding DIO's mansion, Joseph does his Big "OMG!".

    Joseph: (looks to the audience) There, I did it, everyone happy? Good.

  • Iggy survives the plot by walking away when they find DIO's mansion, realizing that he's got death flags on him for days.

    Kakyoin: More like man's best fairweather friend.

  • Vanilla Ice's defeat, courtesy of... the Kool-Aid Man!

    Kool-Aid Man: (bursts through the wall, letting in the sunlight) OH YEAH!

    Vanilla Ice: Ahh- (is disintegrated))

    • He won't let Polnareff have his kool-aid though. "It's Blood."
  • Terence T. D'arby battles Jotaro in the Capcom fighting game, made funnier in that he's voiced by Maximillian Dood. Meanwhile, Joseph is backseat gaming hardcore.

    Joseph: You need to hit confirm, Jotaro! And he keeps throwing you! In the Jojo bloodline, we tech those!

    Jotaro: Grandad, I haven't had time to lab!

    Joseph: I didn't know my daughter raised a fucking fraud!

  • DIO stopping time to move Polnareff back down the stairs is represented by the endless stairs from Super Mario 64.
  • The first exchange between Joseph & DIO is short but great.

    Joseph: Hey DIO! Get off my granddad, you undead man ho!

    DIO: NYEVA~! (flies away with a whoop sound effect).

  • Everyone knows DIO can stop time because It Was His Sled is in full force.

    Polnareff: Damn it! Stop stopping time, you OP dick!

    DIO: Wait. You know about The World?

    Polnareff: The World's been a meme for years, bro.

    (Later on...)

    Joseph: DIO! I know you stopped time to kill Kakyoin!

    DIO: Fine, whatever, you know I can stop time. But at least I, DIO, am the only Jojo villain with time powers!

    DIO: Okay, but I, DIO, have the most powerful time powers!

    DIO: Well at least my DIO time powers are the easiest to explain.

    Joseph: Okay, that one's true.

  • After DIO feeds on Joseph:

    DIO: Now that I, DIO, have Joseph's blood, Jonathan Joestar's body is now fully mine to control. What say you, Jotaro?

    Jotaro: Every person you'll ever fuck will be with my [great-]great-grandfather's dick.

    Jotaro: Is it weird that I kinda prefer the tanker from the OVA- (is crushed by the steam-roller)

  • The one to defeat DIO... is Iggy ... by farting on him!

    DIO: ... What? (blows up)

    Iggy: That, was for Danny. (walks away)

  • After Joseph is revived, Jotaro needs to make sure DIO isn't possessing him.

    Jotaro: ... Buy me a PS5 or I'll tell Grandma.

    Joseph: You little fu- (cut to the title)

  • When Polnareff reveals he plans to spend some time in Italy, Jotaro notes the tickets cost an arm and a leg.
    • He also mentions makes a Call-Back in the form of missing jotaro's mother's, uh, anatomy. This promps another funny, and dirty, comment from Joseph.
  • And at the very end... the plane blows up.
  • Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged
  • Funny/Team Four Star
  • Team Four Star Dragon Ball Games

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